Saturday, January 10, 2009

Porn Industry Bail-out

So I heard on Cenk Uyghur's Young Turks video blog on youtube today that Larry Flint and Joe Francis are gonna go to D.C. to ask for a bail-out.

One question: Are YOU F'ING KIDDING ME????!!!!

I hope you are. Please tell me that you're just doing this to prove a point about how our congress is overspending and bailing out companies. I want to believe that that's why you're doing this.

I hope you're not seriously going to ask for money. I always thought porn was a recession-proof business for that matter. Silvio on the Sopranos said it, so it has to be true.

Then again, with this congress who has a higher retention rate than the Soviet Politburo (spelling??), I shouldn't be so surprised that they're so lost in the drunken sailor-like spending that they do give a few billion to Hustler and Girls Gone Wild.

Sorry drunken sailors, I didn't mean to insult you by comparing you to congress.

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